I'm Doran, 16, from Michigan, and I post things and fandom stuff also

neverquit16:

r-haigh:

eunuchorns:

the only classical music you’ve ever heard has all been cover versions

just think about that for a while

Because of course every composer who has ever both written and performed their own music died before the invention of audio recording

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…. why did I not realize this?

izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.

westbor0baptistchurch:

Is that Destiny’s Child?

westbor0baptistchurch:

Is that Destiny’s Child?

livingfivebyfive:

Cordy goes from not being able to shoot straight to being skilled with swords, crossbows, stakes, etc. More character development done right thanks to Whedon.

(Source: jaclynnicolee)

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

seinemajestat:

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golly bruce do you mean me??

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is it me bruce

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is it me

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is it

voicesofreasons:

Which came first the text post or my self-identity?

the egg

why arent booty shorts socially acceptable for guys
like we are sweating in our pants to but girls get more options

darkgrey-stripes:

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to wear those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would wright me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

“Those shorts are so totally inappropriate” said no logical person ever. -.-

tearsandvodkashots:

niknak79:

So young. So honest.

right.. and how do you think he came to think of himself as a “free loader”?

tearsandvodkashots:

niknak79:

So young. So honest.

right.. and how do you think he came to think of himself as a “free loader”?

excessunrated:

7313:

I’ve been staring at this for days. It’s beautiful.

I AM SCREAMING BUT IT IS ALSO REALLY FASCINATING AND KIND OF BEAUTIFUL.

excessunrated:

7313:

I’ve been staring at this for days. It’s beautiful.

I AM SCREAMING BUT IT IS ALSO REALLY FASCINATING AND KIND OF BEAUTIFUL.

(Source: ultrasadism)

stumblingphrases:

hello yes counsellor i know what i’m doing for post-secondary education i’m going to become a magical girl there’s no student fees or anything i just need to make a contract

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.